Unprotected Sex Day
Posted by notknockedup on November 9, 2009
The eagle has landed. So to speak.
Yesterday afternoon when we arrived home from our curry buffet, Mr Brady set about deciphering the 20 email lessons I’d received & ignored from that really popular and comprehensive charting website. Half the population, including him, seem to have mastered it without any problems whatsoever. Good job they don’t test you on that before they let you take your baby home. I mean, I’m assuming they don’t?
His reading aloud choice phrases such as ‘amazing cervical fluid’ really got us in the mood. So, after the X Factor results, we started trying to get knocked up. Imagine this whole story told over the hit Dirty Dancing tune ‘Yes’ by Merry Clayton and it’s really quite sexy, no?
Ok, so I promised full blood & guts disclosure in this blog. But filth is a step too far. My mum might read this one day. Besides, the experts already have that pretty much covered. Enjoy.
And wish me luck – I’m officially trying to get knocked up!
